182; Sweden is absolutely blind without his glasses.

Denmark steals them constantly, which results in an extremely rare bitchfit from the otherwise stoic man.

By the time he does manage to get them back, it looks as if a demolition crew came and wrecked everything within the vicinity.

181;; The American Congress’ decision to make pizza a vegetable was made thanks to America’s incredible logic.

England used to chide him for eating unhealthy food all of the time.

America would tell him that pizza was close enough to a salad, since it had all these vegetables on it.

“It’s like salad with some bread in it! And then there’s some tomato sauce instead of salad dressing!”

His congress wholeheartedly agreed to the above statement.

180;; America’s straight.

However, he says that if he did fall in love, whether they were a girl or a guy, he would love that person with all the love his heart could give.

179;; For the longest time, America thought that Prussia and Russia were related.

“But Prussia’s like… Russia, but with a ‘P’, you know?! I thought they were supposed to be twins or something!!”

178;; America became interested in England’s magic after reading Harry Potter.

He asked England if he had to go to Hogwarts to learn how to use magic, or if he was self-taught.

Jokingly, England said that he taught at Hogwarts for a few years.

America was unable to read the sarcasm.

177;; France used to have phone sex through morse code.

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176;; America likes to work various jobs on his free time.

He’s been a firefighter, a pizza man, a garbage man, a police officer, a McDonald’s employee (that one was his favourite), an ice cream man, a delivery man, a dog walker, a Wal-Mart associate, a pilot (because he had experience flying planes from his days as a fighter pilot), a secretary, and countless other things in the past.

He convinced Canada to apply to some of these jobs with him, but he stopped going with him after all the interviewers he met with darted out of the room, saying a ghost had suddenly opened and closed the door out of nowhere.

175;; Canada is just as strong as America.

After all, Kumajirou isn’t really as light as he looks.

174;; If he’s hanging out at Germany’s house, Prussia walks around shamelessly in his boxers.

He doesn’t care if people are dropping by to visit. He tells them to enjoy the view before casually going off on his own merry way.

173;; The nations were given their names by humans that have greatly impacted their lives.

Before they were given their names, a nation tells any human they meet that they simply don’t have a name.

Then someone very special comes along and decides to change that. They decide to give them a name, something to identify them as something other than a nation.

For France, it was Jeanne D’Arc. For England, Queen Elizabeth. George Washington came around for America.

And so on, and so forth.

172;; Japan is afraid of roller coasters because they remind him of the terrifying car ride he had with Italy.

171;; Japan adds a hefty load of salt to his rice.

He puts it on everything else, so he might as well.

170;; America and Canada make a competition out of everything.

Getting to the world meeting first.

Chewing one of England’s scones the longest.

Who can whistle the most inconspicuously.

etc. etc.

169;; France walks around naked on Topless Tuesday.

He claims that it’s a “two-for-one deal”.

168;; Spain and France almost kicked Prussia out of the Bad Touch Trio because he’d blast Friday by Rebecca Black every single Friday.

Every single time, Spain gets disheartened by the fact that it would become a Bad Touch Duo.

Of course, France wouldn’t mind that. But he went along with it and ends up giving the albino “one last chance”.

He still continues to play it every single Friday.